February 2012
119 posts
snookidoughicecream:
adam sandler’s life is just like my blog
it got progressively less funny over time to the point where it is just pathetic
idiotblogger:
If Cory In the House doesn’t win anything i’m done
I guess it would be in bad taste to make the blog FuckYeahBestMissingPeople
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
I want an MGMT shirt.
What a peculiar juncture of events and things and stuff and life
If I make something dramatic and edgy on paint will everyone love me
Eye contact is hardcore.
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Some people are just beautiful humans
joshishollywood:
“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
segregaytion:
he’s seen more shit that a war veteran
So yeah I think becoming a friday night mall rat sounds like a pretty good idea yup
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faggotwhispererr:
sometimes i sleep out on the street
no hobo
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beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
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no one: i love high school, it has been a positive situation mentally.
annefranksgasmask:
Khloe and Lamar probably have the most kinky sex
fugrats:
whats 7 inches long and didnt get sucked this valentines day?
whitney houstons crack pipe
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