December 2011
242 posts
basedgodzilla:
smells-like-girl:
if you’re going to pose with an instrument in a photo at least hold it correctly
my guitar needs a new mouthpiece
Sometimes completely normal people suddenly become intensely religious or insanely straightedge, why?
littlesainteverets:
if you sleep in the nude do you have to get on the Polar Express like that
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
the bible: once upon a fucking time this naked chick and this naked dude were naked in a fucking garden and the naked chick ate a fucking magical apple when a fucking talking snake was like nah nigga dont do that shit but she did it anyways and then humanity was fucked from there on out oops
the bible: true love between two men is also wrong
the bible: guys im totally legit
thedoctorwhore:
Things you find out when you see family. Apparently my freshman cousin has had sex with her boyfriend of two months. Jeez.
LOL the one who used to text me?
imjustaboywithadream:
i accidentally bumped into this lady at Panera today and i was like “sorry!!!” and she rolled her eyes and shook her head
so i was like “aw except i’m not at all!”
don’t fuck with me i can’t take rude ass bitches
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cashcrab:
Skrillex
wvnderbar:
it doesn’t matter who you love as long as you love someone
BECAUSE LOVE IS LOVE<3
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cashcrab:
There’s a special place for people who call Beth / Rest by Bon Iver things like “just a bunch of corny 80’s instruments” and it’s on the corner of That Isn’t Gonna Fly With Me St. and Middle Fingers For All These Haters Ave.
Oh hey I just got to the part where you find out Tate is dead.
rectumblr:
cuz if he got a mandingo then ill buy him a dashiki
stormcloud:
the first time i smoked a weed was when i was 12 and watched pineapple express but i didnt actually smoke any weed i just got like a contact high from the movie
naughtynun:
Being so indie that u turn indian
mushroooms:
his grandma was like what the fuck does everyone smoke pot again these days its like the 60’s all over again with the boys with the girl hair
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