March 2012
105 posts
People who make me unhappy
me
Watch
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today at...
If wearing a corset for a long time can actually make your waist smaller will wearing a tight belt give you a muffin-top?
The concept that anybody would pierce their nipples and then not chain them together baffles me.
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AP Teacher: There is no room for laughing in AP.
AP Teacher: There is no room for talking in AP.
AP Teacher: There is no room for asking questions in AP.
AP Teacher: There is no room for breathing in AP.
AP Teacher: There is no room for moving in AP.
AP Teacher: There is no room for blinking in AP.
February 2012
151 posts
annefranksgasmask:
did mia give birth at the 2009 grammys
I just realized that 3 years ago today I came back from IHOP and found my grandpa dead in the house
Merry free pancake day everyone
Watchgodspeedtoyou:
never not funny
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Brooke just brought me a cupcake at 9 pm on a Monday, there must be a God
In Asleep by the Smiths it really sounds like he’s saying “woooooahooo…. colonoscopyyy”
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thedoctorwhore:
I have absolutely nothing to do today so I think I’m going to make cupcakes.
Can you deliver some to your favorite Jewish English teacher’s one and only son?
snookidoughicecream:
adam sandler’s life is just like my blog
it got progressively less funny over time to the point where it is just pathetic
idiotblogger:
If Cory In the House doesn’t win anything i’m done
I guess it would be in bad taste to make the blog FuckYeahBestMissingPeople
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
I want an MGMT shirt.
What a peculiar juncture of events and things and stuff and life
If I make something dramatic and edgy on paint will everyone love me
Eye contact is hardcore.
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Some people are just beautiful humans
joshishollywood:
“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
segregaytion:
he’s seen more shit that a war veteran